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- Oh, stop it, Richard.

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Sounds like a funeral dirge.

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- So what?

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This waiting is getting on my nerves.

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- How is she, Doctor?

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- You'll be pleased, I'm sure,
to know that Mrs. Winslow

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is still violating all
the laws of science.

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She should be dead, but
she's very much alive.

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- Oh, I'm so glad.

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- We all are.

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- Yes, of course.

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- Well, I must be getting back to town.

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- Thank you for everything, Doctor.

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Abigail will get your coat for you.

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Oh Ab...

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- As an antique dealer, Mr. Penny,

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what do you think of this road?

18
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- Oh, I'd hate to meet the
worms that made those holes,

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woohoo.

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- Well, we're almost there.

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- I still think we should
wait until after the funeral.

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- No, Hartley hasn't got a
sentimental bone in his body.

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He told me this morning, it
was only a matter of minutes

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before Henrietta Winslow's death,

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and if I wanted to make
a deal for the estate,

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I better bring an offer
from my client tonight.

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- It's shocking, shocking.

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- What do you mean, selling that house

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while the dead rattler's still rattling?

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- Precisely.

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- Hartley's a bit of a rattler himself.

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- Are you sure the relatives
wanna sell the furniture too?

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- Wanna sell it?

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They're so anxious to cash in and get
out,

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we'll be lucky if they
don't leave the body there.

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- Terrible, terrible.

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Everybody's money mad,
everybody's money mad.

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Including me.

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- Well, here we are.

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Money in the bank for
me, antiques from cellar

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to attic for you.

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- I hope
they're in bad condition.

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People always pay double for
antiques supporting the part.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

45
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Are you sure this is the place?

46
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- Sure I am, this house
is over 100 years old,

47
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I used to play around
here when I was a kid.

48
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- Yeah, well, it didn't
stunt your growth.

49
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- Oh, you talk as if the place
was haunted or something.

50
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Come on, let's ring for Eduardo.

51
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- Oh, what's that, what's that?

52
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- "That house is doubly blest

53
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"Which to the feline friend gives rest."

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- Oh, poetry,
that's beautiful, beautiful.

55
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- That's what Mrs. Winslow says.

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But as kids, we used to say
"in her hats are many bats

57
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"for spending all her dough on cats."

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- Ole.

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- Hi Eduardo, you haven't changed a bit

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since last time I saw you.

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- Terrible thing, terrible.

62
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- Oh, he means it's a terrible
thing about Mrs. Winslow.

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Eduardo, open the gates, come
on, open 'em up, open 'em.

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- No.

65
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- Pals from way, way back.

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- These gates stayed locked
since car killed cat.

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Mrs. Winslow's orders.

68
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- Now Eduardo, I'm not a man
to bicker over a small thing,

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I'll let that go.

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Open the pedestrian gates, I
have a date with Mr. Hartley.

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Come on, Penny.
- Yeah.

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- Go on, go on, go on.

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- I thought you told me
this deal was all set.

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- It's in the bag like
I told you in the car.

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Dough in the bank for
me, antiques for you.

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I got a check right here for
$25,000, and Mr. Hartley said--

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- This place will never be sold.

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Never!

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- Well, you can't kill a guy for tryin'.

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Or would you?

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Boy.
- Oh.

82
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Looks like it's been raining
cats and cats around here.

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You see?

84
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You're catching cold, you
shoulda put your overs on.

85
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I oughta tell your mother.

86
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- It isn't a cold.

87
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Cats, Eduardo was right,
I'm allergic to 'em.

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Every time I get close to
a cat I start coughing.

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- I hope they've scratched
up all the furniture.

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I'll make a fortune if they did.

91
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- And outta here before they want
dessert.

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Well, this is it.

93
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Must be that vitamin B1
I been takin' lately.

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- Knock a little harder, maybe
the hinges will come off.

95
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- Here comes Abigail, housekeeper.

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- I hope she isn't like Eduardo.

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- Abigail, don't worry
about her, she's a sweetie.

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Hello, sweetheart, how are you, Abby?

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- Miss Abigail, please.

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Go away.

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We don't like you.

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- A lovers' quarrel.

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- Now wait a minute, Miss Abigail.

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- You threw rocks at the cats.

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- He did, you did, oh,
shame on you, shame on you.

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- That was 15 years go!

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- I don't care if it was yesterday.

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Go away.

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- What a puss, like a lemon rinse.

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- What did you say?

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- Who, me?

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- Yes, you, little man.

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- Oh, I said what a
puss, a puss, a pussycat.

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Here pussy, pussy, pussy.

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Here pussy, pussy, pussy.

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What's the matter, don't
anybody like you around here?

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- They love me.

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But you got to expect treatment
like that from servants.

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Naturally they don't
wanna see the house sold.

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- I thought you told me
the deal was all set.

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- Leave everything to
little Gilly, will ya?

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The tougher the opposition,
the harder I hit the line.

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- Supposing you fumble.

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- Not a chance.

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Now look, I'll tell you what we'll do.

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Reverse our field, go around left end,

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and get in the back way.

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The deal will be set like that.

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- What is that?
- Where?

131
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Oh, over there?

132
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That's the crematory.

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- Crematory?
- Yeah, for the cats.

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Come on, I'll show you.
- The cats?

135
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- Sure, everything around
here is for the cats,

136
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that's why the place has gone to the
dogs.

137
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- Oh, that's pretty bad.

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I'm glad I didn't say that, woohoo.

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- You wouldn't believe it, would
ya?

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- I don't.

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Woohoo.

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Are we alone, are we alone?

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- Sure we're alone, stop worrying.

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Oh, old lady Winslow considers a black
cat

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a symbol of death.

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And here's the furnace.

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She had it made big enough
so that when she dies,

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she can be cremated
here and have her ashes

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put with the cats.

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Beautiful thought, beautiful thought.

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- Oh, those urns.

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Oh, a Ming.
- Yeah?

153
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- Second Dynasty.
- Oh, that's bad, huh?

154
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- Oh, that's good.

155
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- Oh, well this is only the beginning,

156
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they got some Ming stuff in
the house that'll kill you,

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come on.

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- Woohoo, woohoo.

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00:08:01,869 --> 00:08:04,196
- That's it, that's it.

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00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:07,572
- The old
lady stay here all alone?

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00:08:07,672 --> 00:08:08,672
- Alone?

162
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Why, she's got more
relatives hanging around

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than a dead sheep has vultures,

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all trying to get their
hands on her dough.

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- Another false alarm.

166
00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:18,619
- Now Richard, that's no attitude to
take.

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The important thing is
that your grandmother's

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out of danger.

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- Do you expect me to believe that,
Monty?

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You're disappointed and you know it.

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- Grandmother, what are
you doing out of bed?

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- I wanted to be in the
bosom of my loving family.

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- Well you go
right back to your room.

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You're still a sick woman, you know.

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- Elaine, that's no way
to talk to your grandmother.

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- Stop the apple polishing, Monty.

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Grandmother isn't gonna
loan you any money.

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- What do you mean,
talking to me like that?

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- Keep quiet.

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- That's her, Henrietta Winslow.

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- She's dead?
- Yeah.

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No no no, she's fooled 'em again.

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She's got more lives than her cats.

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- Oh, I can't wait that long.

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Come on, let's go.

186
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- Wait a minute, come here.

187
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- This must be a sad
occasion for all of you.

188
00:09:00,594 --> 00:09:03,914
You came to bury me, and now you feel

189
00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:07,042
you have to stay and praise me.

190
00:09:07,142 --> 00:09:10,462
Since my paralysis,
you've all come running

191
00:09:10,562 --> 00:09:13,841
to my bedside every time
I had a stomachache.

192
00:09:13,941 --> 00:09:18,137
Well, I've decided to read my will

193
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and set your minds at rest.

194
00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:22,933
- You're being impossible, Grandmother.

195
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- Don't interrupt.

196
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I, Henrietta Winslow,
being of sound mind and...

197
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You'll see that I am of
sound mind, Margaret,

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when I get to you.

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Being of sound mind,


200
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and sensible of the uncertainty of life,

201
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:54,014
and desirous of disposing
of my property and affairs,

202
00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:58,102
do hereby make the following bequests.

203
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To my devoted niece, Myrna Hartley,

204
00:10:05,651 --> 00:10:10,147
I will and bequeath the sum of $100,000.

205
00:10:10,247 --> 00:10:12,149
- Oh, thank you, Aunt Henrietta.

206
00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:13,367
- That's all right, my dear.

207
00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:16,070
You've been less trouble than the rest.

208
00:10:19,748 --> 00:10:23,535
To Montague Hartley, my niece's husband,

209
00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:28,549
in appreciation of his
loyal devotion to his wife,

210
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,710
I bequeath $10,000.

211
00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,213
- That's most generous of
you, Henrietta, thank you.

212
00:10:35,408 --> 00:10:36,568
- He should've been an actor.

213
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,804
To Richard Hartley, my
niece Myrna's stepson,

214
00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:45,474
I bequeath $10,000 to
enable him to continue

215
00:10:45,574 --> 00:10:47,643
with his chemical research.

216
00:10:47,743 --> 00:10:52,481
- Why that's very kind
of you, Grandmother.

217
00:10:52,581 --> 00:10:56,068
- To my granddaughter, Margaret Gordon,

218
00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:58,862
I bequeath $100,000.

219
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:01,865
Not because she merits any
consideration on my part

220
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,118
or needs the money, but because I know

221
00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:07,788
she would call me insane
and try to break my will

222
00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:09,998
if I neglected her.

223
00:11:10,098 --> 00:11:11,959
- That's a little
far-fetched, Grandmother.

224
00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:13,059
- Is it?

225
00:11:13,886 --> 00:11:16,096
Remember, walls have ears.

226
00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:21,552
To my grandson, Stanley Graybill,

227
00:11:21,652 --> 00:11:26,140
I bequeath likewise
$100,000, as consolation

228
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,227
because he did not inherit
any of the brilliant

229
00:11:30,327 --> 00:11:32,312
architectural sense of his father,

230
00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:35,941
who did such excellent work
in reconstructing this home

231
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,485
to suit my whims and fancies.

232
00:11:38,585 --> 00:11:40,237
- Well, some consolation prize.

233
00:11:40,337 --> 00:11:42,581
I'm getting more out of
the estate than Father did.

234
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,459
- Suspense is killing Elaine.

235
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:49,621
- Tomorrow faithful
gardener, Eduardo Vigos,

236
00:11:49,721 --> 00:11:52,708
I bequeath $5000.

237
00:11:52,808 --> 00:11:57,504
To my granddaughter
Elaine, I bequeath my home

238
00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:01,133
and the 50 acres of land
on which it is situated,

239
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:04,094
as well as the residue of my estate.

240
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:05,429
- Thank you, Grandmother.

241
00:12:05,529 --> 00:12:06,529
I'm sorry.

242
00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:08,599
- Don't apologize for anything.

243
00:12:08,699 --> 00:12:11,226
You inherited your selfishness from me.

244
00:12:11,326 --> 00:12:13,187
That's why I'm favoring you.

245
00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,731
- Favoring's rather a mild word, isn't
it?

246
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:17,983
Why, the furnishings
alone are worth as much

247
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,284
as the house and grounds.

248
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,824
- Did you hear what she
said about the furniture?

249
00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:24,482
- Yeah, but you can't buy the furniture

250
00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:25,582
while she's still alive.

251
00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,039
- While there's like there's hope.

252
00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:28,936
As long as we can't
deal with the relatives,

253
00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:30,714
maybe we can talk Henrietta into
selling.

254
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,838
- A. Gilmore Smith, I'd
know that cough anywhere.

255
00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:41,840
- Gil Smith, come in here!

256
00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,842
- Get back there and keep outta sight.

257
00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:45,219
I'll get the lowdown.

258
00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,010
- My, how you've grown.

259
00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,824
- I've gotten a little heavier,
too.

260
00:12:50,924 --> 00:12:51,924
- Yeah.

261
00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,602
You all remember little Gil Smith.

262
00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:54,702
- How are you, everybody?

263
00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,188
Don't get up.

264
00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:58,440
Hello, Elaine, I heard you were in town,

265
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,567
I kinda hoped I'd see you around.

266
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,278
- I've been meaning to look
you up, Gil, really I have.

267
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:05,654
I was gonna make you buy me
a sundae at Miller's Malts--

268
00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:06,754
- Pardon me.

269
00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:08,873
- Had one with me.

270
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:10,410
But it seemed important.

271
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:12,371
- Oh, no no, I guess I'm not in

272
00:13:12,471 --> 00:13:13,829
as good condition as I used to be.

273
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:14,929
- I think you look grand.

274
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,066
- Put her here, Mr. Smith.

275
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,542
- Oh, hi, Mr. Hartley.

276
00:13:17,642 --> 00:13:18,669
- Glad to see you.

277
00:13:18,769 --> 00:13:19,886
- Glad to see you too.

278
00:13:22,764 --> 00:13:25,217
Oh, sure, sure, I get it.

279
00:13:25,317 --> 00:13:28,053
- Gil, I want a word with you.

280
00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:30,764
The rest of you can go
away, and talk about me

281
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:32,182
behind my back.

282
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,601
But don't wander far.

283
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:38,280
There are still a few details
you might be interested in.

284
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:42,401
Montague, you'll stay.

285
00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:43,527
- Here.

286
00:13:43,627 --> 00:13:45,279
And don't throw it away again.

287
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,447
Eduardo says you're ruining his plants.

288
00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:48,782
- I won't.

289
00:13:48,882 --> 00:13:51,293
But I'd like you to taste it first.

290
00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:55,339
- You don't trust anyone, not even me.

291
00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:01,969
- Sit down.

292
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,802
Now then, Gil, don't deny it.

293
00:14:08,902 --> 00:14:12,431
The only thing that would
bring you here, among my cats,

294
00:14:12,531 --> 00:14:14,599
is an offer for the house, right?

295
00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:15,699
- Well, I...

296
00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,521
- So you couldn't wait.

297
00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:22,232
You tried to sell me out on my deathbed.

298
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,734
- Now Henrietta.

299
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:26,820
It was because you were ill,
and to spare you the trouble.

300
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,573
Mr. Smith insisted that there
was an exceptional offer,

301
00:14:29,673 --> 00:14:32,110
so I consented to see him on
your account, isn't that right?

302
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:33,285
- Yes, no, I--

303
00:14:33,385 --> 00:14:34,669
- Stop stammering.

304
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:37,706
So long as you've made the trip here,

305
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,750
I'll listen to your proposition.

306
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,294
Has your client got the money?

307
00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:43,394
- Are you kiddin'?

308
00:14:43,493 --> 00:14:44,493
Here, hold this.

309
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,070
I got a check right here in my pocket

310
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,632
for $25,000 as a deposit.

311
00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:51,094
Listen, "paid to the order
of the estate of Henrietta"

312
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,194
"Winslow."

313
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,349
- The estate of Henrietta Winslow.

314
00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:58,894
- The wording is a little premature.

315
00:14:58,994 --> 00:15:00,395
- Get out of my sight.

316
00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:02,114
- But Henrietta--
- Get out!

317
00:15:09,454 --> 00:15:13,325
Gil, I'm sorry to spoil
a good dealing for you,

318
00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:14,701
but I'll never sell my home.

319
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,328
- Now Henrietta, listen.

320
00:15:16,428 --> 00:15:17,996
This is a golden opportunity.

321
00:15:18,096 --> 00:15:19,653
It's not every day you'll find a client

322
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,951
nuts enough to buy this place,

323
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:22,888
I mean nuts enough about
the place to buy it.

324
00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,193



325
00:15:26,605 --> 00:15:27,605
- That come outta me?

326
00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:28,704
Woohoo.

327
00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:31,775
Oh.

328
00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:37,364
As old as me.

329
00:15:41,778 --> 00:15:42,778
- What are you doing?

330
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:44,648
- Oh, this is a very good copy.

331
00:15:44,748 --> 00:15:46,425
I could make it look like a real
antique.

332
00:15:46,525 --> 00:15:47,803
All it needs is a few wormholes.

333
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,120
I'll fix it up in a minute, here.

334
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:56,535
There's a hole for many worms.

335
00:15:56,635 --> 00:15:58,078
- Henrietta, listen, will ya?

336
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:02,207
- Gil, you're an ambitious
boy, and I like you for it.

337
00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:03,625
But don't hope for Elaine.

338
00:16:03,725 --> 00:16:04,725
- Why not?

339
00:16:04,824 --> 00:16:06,628
- Elaine takes after me, and that means

340
00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:08,713
she'll never marry any man without
money.

341
00:16:08,813 --> 00:16:10,090
- I don't believe it.

342
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,908
And besides, how am I gonna make any
dough

343
00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:13,206
if you won't listen to reason?

344
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,846
What's the matter, ,
I'll fix it for you.

345
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:16,946
Lean forward a little.

346
00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:18,045
That's it.

347
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,808
There, is that better?

348
00:16:19,908 --> 00:16:21,025
- That's better.

349
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,125
Thank you.

350
00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,647
- Come on now, Henrietta.

351
00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:26,747
Drink your milk.

352
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:27,846
- Oh, no.

353
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,943
I detest the stuff.

354
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:31,903
You drink it, Gil.

355
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:33,363
- You drink it, it's good for ya.

356
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:37,576
- It's only good for hair and
teeth, and mine are false.

357
00:16:37,676 --> 00:16:38,874
- Pardon me, is Elaine around?

358
00:16:38,974 --> 00:16:40,412
- Yeah, she went in there.

359
00:16:40,512 --> 00:16:42,109
Let's get down to business now, come on.

360
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,667
- Just for that lie,
you'll drink every drop.

361
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:46,767
- Oh no.

362
00:16:46,866 --> 00:16:47,866
- Oh, please.

363
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,263
I don't want Abigail nagging at me.

364
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,463
- I'm not kidding with this cough.

365
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,851
Those cats, they kill me.

366
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:05,326
I don't know how you can pass up

367
00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:06,864
an opportunity like this, Henrietta.

368
00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:07,964
Honestly I don't.

369
00:17:08,063 --> 00:17:09,261
Only comes once in a lifetime.

370
00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:14,112
After all, I am only interested
in your welfare, you know.

371
00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:17,073
- Oh, now you
sound like one of my relatives.

372
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:18,325
- But I mean it.

373
00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:20,662
Now you would be happier in
a little apartment in town,

374
00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:21,762
wouldn't ya?

375
00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:23,940
- Could I take my cats with me?

376
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,040
- Well--

377
00:17:25,139 --> 00:17:26,139
- Ah, you see.

378
00:17:26,238 --> 00:17:27,918
It's no sue, Gil.

379
00:17:28,018 --> 00:17:30,795
I've built my life around this house.

380
00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:33,882
And I've added a shrine
as a final resting place

381
00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:35,509
for my pets.

382
00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:39,930
And when my time comes, I
want to join them there.

383
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,030
- That's final?

384
00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:43,253
All right, but I don't have to drink

385
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,684
your milk for you, here.

386
00:17:44,784 --> 00:17:46,394
Come on, come on, now take it.

387
00:17:46,494 --> 00:17:47,821
That stuff is poison to me.

388
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:51,942
Don't drink that!

389
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:53,042
- Gil!

390
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,701
- When I said poison, I meant it, look!

391
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:58,748
- Oh, the poor, poor kitty.

392
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,828
- That could've been you, or me!

393
00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:05,080
- No difference.

394
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,166
The life of the smallest
animal is as sacred as our own.

395
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:09,417
- Yeah?

396
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:10,795
Evidently nothing is very sacred

397
00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:12,293
to one of those relatives of yours.

398
00:18:13,452 --> 00:18:16,341
- Well, whoever it was
would've had an awful shock

399
00:18:16,441 --> 00:18:17,642
if I had died.

400
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,095
They were so satisfied with what

401
00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:21,888
they thought they were going to get,

402
00:18:21,988 --> 00:18:25,225
that they didn't wait to
hear the end of the will.

403
00:18:25,325 --> 00:18:26,922
- I thought I broke in on the end of it.

404
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,645
- You broke in, but not at the end.

405
00:18:28,745 --> 00:18:31,740
There was another clause,
a most important one.

406
00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:37,621
Nobody inherits a penny until
Abigail and the cats are dead.

407
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:40,193
- Look, you better read that
to the rest of the family

408
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,011
before something else happens around
here.

409
00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,111
I'll get 'em.

410
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,210
Look, stay here.

411
00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:45,309
And don't drink anything!

412
00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:46,408
Eddie!

413
00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:47,507
- Poor child.

414
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:52,335
Well, come along, we'll
join your ancestors.

415
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,435
- Richard, Elaine!

416
00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:02,345
Mr. Penny, what are you doing?

417
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,445
- I couldn't help it.

418
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:04,822
This poor, innocent, sweet girl,

419
00:19:04,922 --> 00:19:06,474
innocent as the day is long.

420
00:19:06,574 --> 00:19:07,976
Look how she's been framed.

421
00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:10,649
- Look, the deal hasn't been set yet,

422
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:11,749
so will you cut it out?

423
00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:14,482
- I don't have to cut it
out, I've can rip it out.

424
00:19:14,582 --> 00:19:16,382
See that?

425
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:18,403
- Elaine!

426
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:31,966
- Goodbye, little friend.

427
00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:37,722
So it must be with all of us.

428
00:19:48,608 --> 00:19:50,902
How did you know about that?

429
00:19:53,446 --> 00:19:54,446
No.

430
00:19:58,118 --> 00:19:59,118



431
00:20:03,089 --> 00:20:04,089
- Gil!

432
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,266
- Did you hear that scream?

433
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:06,366
- It came from in there.

434
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:13,550
- Grandma, Grandma!

435
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:24,010
She must've fallen on it.

436
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,220
Poor dear.

437
00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:29,432
A black cat.

438
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,730
Where could it have come from?

439
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,667
- Probably wandered
out from the house.

440
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:35,939
- No, Grandmother never allowed
a black cat on the place.

441
00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:40,777
- Henrietta knew that whom
a black cat follows, dies.

442
00:20:41,972 --> 00:20:43,571
- You're crazy, I hope.

443
00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:44,671
- You'll see.

444
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:46,790
You'll see.

445
00:20:58,511 --> 00:21:00,255
It's going up to the house.

446
00:21:17,322 --> 00:21:19,649
- Under the circumstances,
it will not be necessary

447
00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:21,234
to hold a formal inquest.

448
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:22,931
When I return to my office, I will issue

449
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,031
a death certificate.

450
00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:25,447
- Thank you, Coroner.

451
00:21:25,547 --> 00:21:27,874
An inquest would be
distressing for the ladies.

452
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,244
- The accident was most unfortunate.

453
00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:33,296
My heartfelt sympathies to you all.

454
00:21:34,214 --> 00:21:36,374
She was a fine woman.

455
00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:40,053
- Come, she wanted the services
to be brief and simple.

456
00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:56,144
- Poor Henrietta.

457
00:21:56,244 --> 00:21:57,842
- Yes, I'm wondering how long it'll take

458
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,481
to probate the will too.

459
00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:01,816
- Really, Margaret, how
can you say such things?

460
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,568
- Well, it's true.

461
00:22:03,668 --> 00:22:05,346
The sooner the lawyers settle the
estate,

462
00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:07,739
the sooner we can get out of this barn.

463
00:22:07,839 --> 00:22:08,839
Gives me the creeps.

464
00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:16,956
- My dear man, you will have
to trust me, that's all.

465
00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:19,751
I assure you, you'll have every
cent before the week is out.

466
00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:21,729
The only reason I've
delayed so far is because

467
00:22:21,829 --> 00:22:24,714
a certain business deal's
been hanging far, so to speak.

468
00:22:24,814 --> 00:22:26,307
But now it's all settled, and,

469
00:22:28,226 --> 00:22:29,894
yes, yes, you have my word.

470
00:22:44,158 --> 00:22:45,396
You know, I've been thinking...

471
00:22:48,588 --> 00:22:51,991
Abigail, with your keen
ears, you ought to be able

472
00:22:52,091 --> 00:22:53,811
to hear there's someone at the front
door.

473
00:22:58,715 --> 00:23:01,125
I don't we see why we tolerate
that woman any longer.

474
00:23:10,351 --> 00:23:11,589
- Hello, Abby, how you feelin'?

475
00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:12,689
I been worried about you.

476
00:23:12,788 --> 00:23:13,788
- My health is perfect.

477
00:23:13,887 --> 00:23:15,804
- Nevertheless, I still
been worried about you.

478
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:17,302
Look, I can't get it out of my mind

479
00:23:17,402 --> 00:23:19,000
that somebody tried to poison Henrietta.

480
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,977
Why don't you move into
that apartment in town

481
00:23:21,077 --> 00:23:23,114
I told her about and I'll
sell this place for you?

482
00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:24,292
You'd be a lot safer there.

483
00:23:24,392 --> 00:23:26,309
- Are you implying that
Henrietta was murdered?

484
00:23:26,409 --> 00:23:28,489
- If she hadn't cremated
the cat, I could prove it.

485
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:32,365
- Ah, good morning, folks, good morning.

486
00:23:32,465 --> 00:23:33,491
- Mr. Penny.

487
00:23:33,591 --> 00:23:35,034
- Has he been here all night?

488
00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:36,134
- Search me.

489
00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:39,581
Hey Penny.
- What?

490
00:23:39,681 --> 00:23:40,719
- You been here all night?

491
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,217
- Oh yes, I was all over the place.

492
00:23:42,317 --> 00:23:44,553
I spent the night in there,
had a lovely night's sleep,

493
00:23:44,653 --> 00:23:46,651
had a nice shower this
morning, had my breakfast.

494
00:23:46,751 --> 00:23:48,619
There's no more eggs, I
ate the last two.

495
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,719
Sometime .

496
00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:52,282
- What have you done to that footstool?

497
00:23:52,382 --> 00:23:53,540
- I'll take care of that now.

498
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,998
It's good as new in just a minute.

499
00:23:55,098 --> 00:23:56,098
Let me see here.

500
00:23:56,197 --> 00:23:57,849
Oh, woohoo, look at that.

501
00:23:57,949 --> 00:23:59,893
Don't mind, don't worry about that,

502
00:23:59,993 --> 00:24:01,871
a little iodide'll take
care, a little iodide.

503
00:24:01,971 --> 00:24:03,888
I'm always botching myself
on the finger with--

504
00:24:03,988 --> 00:24:04,988
- Oh!

505
00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:06,645
- Oh, I beg your pardon, just a moment,

506
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,262
I'll take care of that, just a minute.

507
00:24:08,362 --> 00:24:10,200
A little cleaning fluid,
that's all you need,

508
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,418
take it out just like magic.

509
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,518
Can't get it open.

510
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,694
Got my pliers here, that'll
open it up in a second.

511
00:24:14,794 --> 00:24:15,794
Oh, they're stuck too.

512
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:17,773
Mm-hmm, have to get a
little get a little oil.

513
00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:19,067
- All right then, call her in.

514
00:24:19,151 --> 00:24:20,151
- Let's get it over with.

515
00:24:20,217 --> 00:24:21,217
- Just leave it to me.

516
00:24:22,131 --> 00:24:23,791
- No oil, hmm.

517
00:24:23,891 --> 00:24:25,169
This is clogged up a little bit.

518
00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:26,667
Well, this wire'll take care of it.

519
00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:27,767
- Abigail.

520
00:24:29,138 --> 00:24:30,698
Will you come in here a moment, please?

521
00:24:36,229 --> 00:24:37,587
- If you know what's good for you,

522
00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:39,405
you'll get this mess cleaned up but
quick.

523
00:24:41,526 --> 00:24:45,029
- Oh, Abigail, Elaine has
decided to sell the house.

524
00:24:46,114 --> 00:24:48,274
Therefore your services
will no longer be needed.

525
00:24:48,374 --> 00:24:50,743
It's her wish that you
pack and leave immediately.

526
00:24:52,078 --> 00:24:53,579
- Elaine can speak for herself.

527
00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:56,742
- I'll see that you're
well provided for, Abigail.

528
00:24:56,842 --> 00:24:58,126
- Thank you, I'll remember that.

529
00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:02,080
But I won't be needing
your charity, Elaine.

530
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:04,874
I'm the one who's giving the orders now.

531
00:25:04,974 --> 00:25:06,571
- Well, of all the impertinence.

532
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,003
- See, Henrietta told me just
before her accident that--

533
00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:11,459
- Why don't you mind your own
business and get outta here?

534
00:25:11,559 --> 00:25:12,837
- Relax Junior, you remember me,

535
00:25:12,937 --> 00:25:15,253
I'm the guy with the client
that wants to buy this place.

536
00:25:15,353 --> 00:25:16,353
- Richard, please.

537
00:25:16,452 --> 00:25:17,930
- Elaine can't dispose of this house.

538
00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:19,030
None of you can.

539
00:25:19,129 --> 00:25:20,223
I have the say now.

540
00:25:20,323 --> 00:25:22,183
- Abby, let's you and I talk business.

541
00:25:22,283 --> 00:25:24,201
Now listen, I got a
cashier's check for $25,000

542
00:25:24,301 --> 00:25:25,379
right in here--
- Go away.

543
00:25:26,696 --> 00:25:28,815
Do you recognize this, Mr. Hartley?

544
00:25:28,915 --> 00:25:30,575
- Uh-uh-uh, don't touch, dynamite.

545
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:32,819
- That's Henrietta's will.

546
00:25:32,919 --> 00:25:33,919
Give it to me at once.

547
00:25:34,018 --> 00:25:37,365
- No, I'll read it, and I'll
begin where Henrietta left off.

548
00:25:37,465 --> 00:25:39,826
"However, considering the
comfort and companionship

549
00:25:39,926 --> 00:25:43,329
"given me by my cats, none
of the preceding bequests

550
00:25:43,429 --> 00:25:46,457
"shall apply so long as
my faithful housekeeper,

551
00:25:46,557 --> 00:25:50,503
"Abigail Doone, lives,
provided that she accepts

552
00:25:50,603 --> 00:25:52,046
"the guardianship of the estate

553
00:25:52,146 --> 00:25:53,673
"and administers it for the benefit

554
00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:55,266
"of the aforementioned cats."

555
00:25:57,018 --> 00:26:00,930
- Of course, Henrietta was
out of her mind, yeah, sure.

556
00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,765
- Maliciously insane.

557
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:04,767
- What are we
going to do about it?

558
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:05,867
- Nothing.

559
00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:07,663
- Of course we'll do
something.

560
00:26:07,763 --> 00:26:08,763
We'll get a lawyer.

561
00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:12,358
- If Grandmother could only see us now.

562
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,318
She wouldn't be the least surprised.

563
00:26:14,418 --> 00:26:16,162
She knew what a rotten lot we were.

564
00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:20,074
Abigail and the cats deserve
Grandmother's inheritance

565
00:26:20,174 --> 00:26:21,659
a lot more than we do.

566
00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:23,953
- A pretty speech, Elaine,
but if it was meant

567
00:26:24,053 --> 00:26:26,873
to form a bond between us, it failed.

568
00:26:26,973 --> 00:26:28,624
I have only this to say.

569
00:26:28,724 --> 00:26:31,302
- Oh, you mean before you and
I get to talking business.

570
00:26:32,428 --> 00:26:33,428
Go away.

571
00:26:35,598 --> 00:26:39,260
- Pack and leave, the lot of you.

572
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,598
- We'll do nothing of the kind.

573
00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:42,313
We'll relinquish none of our rights.

574
00:26:43,356 --> 00:26:44,474
Henrietta was insane.

575
00:26:44,574 --> 00:26:46,931
We'll take the necessary steps
to have her will set aside.

576
00:26:47,031 --> 00:26:48,031
- I'm for that.

577
00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:49,448
- It shouldn't be very difficult.

578
00:26:49,548 --> 00:26:50,746
- If you think it best, Monty.

579
00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:51,846
- I do.

580
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,102
I'll leave for town at once
and consult my attorneys.

581
00:26:54,202 --> 00:26:56,000
- Why don't you telephone
them, Mr. Hartley?

582
00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:59,947
- The rest of you remain
here, and remember,

583
00:27:00,047 --> 00:27:02,875
possession is nine points of the law.

584
00:27:04,877 --> 00:27:07,413
- You'll leave, all of you.

585
00:27:07,513 --> 00:27:08,513
You'll go.

586
00:27:09,549 --> 00:27:10,550
You'll see.

587
00:27:15,855 --> 00:27:17,173
Now what have you done?

588
00:27:17,273 --> 00:27:19,309
- I was just trying to
light that lamp over there,

589
00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:21,206
so I guess I must've
bumped into this table.

590
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,054
- An what is the meaning of all this?

591
00:27:23,154 --> 00:27:25,351
- As soon as I light the
heater, I'll melt the solder,

592
00:27:25,451 --> 00:27:27,249
fix this electric plug,
and start this drill

593
00:27:27,349 --> 00:27:29,310
to fix these wire cutters
so I can cut the wire

594
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,978
to clean the spout to get some oil

595
00:27:31,078 --> 00:27:33,397
to work the pliers to unscrew
the cap and clean the spot.

596
00:27:33,497 --> 00:27:35,094
Then I'll put some iodine on this finger

597
00:27:35,194 --> 00:27:36,194
and go back to work.

598
00:27:36,293 --> 00:27:38,050
- Suppose you start by
lighting the heater.

599
00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:39,947
- Well you can't do
that, you can't do that.

600
00:27:40,047 --> 00:27:41,047
- Why not?

601
00:27:41,146 --> 00:27:42,264
- Hasn't got any wick in it.

602
00:27:42,364 --> 00:27:43,682
- Pick up these pieces carefully,

603
00:27:43,782 --> 00:27:45,579
and don't touch another
thing in this house.

604
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,157
- Oh, you want me to put it together?

605
00:27:47,257 --> 00:27:48,257
- Can you?

606
00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:49,794
- Oh yes, I got the glue right here.

607
00:27:49,894 --> 00:27:51,290
- Get out of this house!

608
00:27:59,098 --> 00:28:01,717
- Hmm, catalog Winslow
antiques and collector's items.

609
00:28:01,817 --> 00:28:05,479
Ooh, very good, just what I'm looking
for.

610
00:28:11,953 --> 00:28:13,604
Very interesting, very interesting.

611
00:28:13,704 --> 00:28:15,606
Hmm, 18th century, 18th century.

612
00:28:15,706 --> 00:28:17,992
The lower hall, huh, yeah.

613
00:28:33,841 --> 00:28:34,884
Mm-hmm, long bookcase.

614
00:28:37,136 --> 00:28:38,136
- Abigail.

615
00:28:38,235 --> 00:28:40,272
Just caught the attitude
of those people in there.

616
00:28:40,372 --> 00:28:41,610
You know what they're gonna do,

617
00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:43,068
they're gonna sick lawyers on you.

618
00:28:43,168 --> 00:28:44,168
Lawyers.

619
00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:46,637
Miss Abigail, do you
know what lawyers mean?

620
00:28:46,737 --> 00:28:48,654
It means legal difficulties,
months and months,

621
00:28:48,754 --> 00:28:49,754
maybe years and years.

622
00:28:51,901 --> 00:28:53,019
Goode?

623
00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:54,119
Miss Goode.

624
00:28:54,218 --> 00:28:55,218
- Doone.

625
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,317
- Doone.

626
00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:59,108
Miss Doone, where are you gonna
get the money to fight this?

627
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,035
Look, I'll tell ya what you do.

628
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:03,828
Okay.

629
00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:05,664
You tell me what to do.

630
00:29:05,763 --> 00:29:07,325
- Mind your own business.

631
00:29:07,425 --> 00:29:10,119
Stop trying to frighten me
into selling this place.

632
00:29:10,219 --> 00:29:11,537
- All right.

633
00:29:11,637 --> 00:29:13,314
I'll stick to my knitting, but you
better

634
00:29:13,414 --> 00:29:15,591
take up embroidery, the
needles are shorter.

635
00:29:18,302 --> 00:29:19,502
Penny!

636
00:29:19,729 --> 00:29:20,922
Penny!

637
00:29:21,022 --> 00:29:22,022
Penny!

638
00:29:30,523 --> 00:29:32,692
- Darling, I had to see
you before you left.

639
00:29:33,943 --> 00:29:35,457
- We're taking an awful chance

640
00:29:35,557 --> 00:29:36,757
being seen out here, you know.

641
00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:44,320
- Oh hello.

642
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:46,030
Looks like it might rain, huh?

643
00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:47,848
- Is that what they've been talking
about?

644
00:29:47,948 --> 00:29:48,948
- Who, them?

645
00:29:49,047 --> 00:29:50,047
No.

646
00:29:50,146 --> 00:29:51,704
You don't think I was listening, do ya?

647
00:29:51,804 --> 00:29:52,962
- Why, of course not.

648
00:29:53,838 --> 00:29:55,795
You know, I don't understand
the sudden interest

649
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:57,416
you've taken in our affairs.

650
00:29:57,516 --> 00:29:58,914
What do you mean by telling Abigail

651
00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,212
she should take up embroidery?

652
00:30:00,312 --> 00:30:02,029
- You've listened behind a couple of
doors

653
00:30:02,129 --> 00:30:03,129
yourself, haven't you?

654
00:30:03,228 --> 00:30:04,745
Or did you hear that one on the radio?

655
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,083
- I was coming down the stairs.

656
00:30:06,183 --> 00:30:08,344
I got it from a very loud speaker.

657
00:30:08,444 --> 00:30:09,444
- Thanks a lot.

658
00:30:09,543 --> 00:30:10,763
- Wait a minute.

659
00:30:10,863 --> 00:30:13,015
Were you insinuating
that Grandmother's death

660
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,267
wasn't accidental?

661
00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:16,285
- Well, she wasn't killed
by kindness, was she?

662
00:30:16,385 --> 00:30:18,421
- I don't think that was
a very nice thing to say.

663
00:30:18,521 --> 00:30:19,879
Why don't you join a sewing circle

664
00:30:19,979 --> 00:30:22,441
and take your antique
friend Mr. Penny with you.

665
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:23,693
- Hey, that reminds me.

666
00:30:23,793 --> 00:30:25,590
Just before you got
here, Penny disappeared.

667
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,530
- Well, get him to show you the trick.

668
00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:30,199
- Oh, that's very subtle, but I get it.

669
00:30:30,299 --> 00:30:31,792
But don't say I didn't warn you.

670
00:30:35,296 --> 00:30:37,415
- Now darling, you're
jumping to conclusions.

671
00:30:37,515 --> 00:30:39,552
I didn't say that I wouldn't
divorce Myrna, did I?

672
00:30:39,652 --> 00:30:40,676
This just isn't the time.

673
00:30:42,428 --> 00:30:45,222
- You mean after you get her
money, you'll go after mine?

674
00:30:47,058 --> 00:30:49,260
- I knew I'd find you here with her.

675
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,845
- Why Richard.

676
00:30:50,945 --> 00:30:52,021
- Don't act so innocent.

677
00:30:53,105 --> 00:30:55,266
I've been watching you
two for a long time.

678
00:30:55,366 --> 00:30:57,283
What are you trying to
do, break Myrna's heart?

679
00:30:57,383 --> 00:30:58,383
- You little fool.

680
00:31:00,446 --> 00:31:02,204
One might think that
Myrna were your mother

681
00:31:02,304 --> 00:31:03,441
and I'd be your stepfather.

682
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,901
- That's exactly how I feel about it.

683
00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:08,821
You divorced my own mother
because you wanted Myrna's money.

684
00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:10,799
Now that that's gone,
you wanna get rid of her

685
00:31:10,899 --> 00:31:11,899
and marry Margaret.

686
00:31:11,998 --> 00:31:12,998
- Richard.

687
00:31:13,097 --> 00:31:14,097
- I'm warning you.

688
00:31:14,196 --> 00:31:15,411
Break this off.

689
00:31:15,511 --> 00:31:16,511
- Warning me?

690
00:31:16,610 --> 00:31:19,081
- Or I may tell the coroner
that remark you maid to Myrna,

691
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:21,625
that we'd all be better off
if Grandmother were dead.

692
00:31:21,725 --> 00:31:23,627
- Richard, you don't
know what you're saying.

693
00:31:23,727 --> 00:31:24,727
- Oh, leave me alone!

694
00:31:34,814 --> 00:31:37,433
- The furniture, where's the furniture?

695
00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:38,533
Woohoo.

696
00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:57,453
Woohoo, termites, termites,

697
00:31:57,553 --> 00:32:00,256
oh, you little antique makers.

698
00:32:03,384 --> 00:32:06,462
What became of the kids,
where are the kids?

699
00:32:09,523 --> 00:32:11,225
They'd blame everything on you, shh.

700
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,185
Hello, hello?

701
00:32:21,285 --> 00:32:22,285
Come in.

702
00:32:22,384 --> 00:32:25,184
I am in, I am.

703
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:34,255
- Abigail.

704
00:32:35,424 --> 00:32:36,424
- Shh.

705
00:32:36,876 --> 00:32:37,910
- Quickly.

706
00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:39,662
I heard a scream, from in there.

707
00:32:39,762 --> 00:32:40,762
- Come on.

708
00:32:41,922 --> 00:32:43,007
Mr. Penny.
- Yeah?

709
00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:45,942
- What are you doing with that coffin?

710
00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:47,280
- That's not a coffin, it's a--

711
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,858
- Yeah, what's that body doing in it?

712
00:32:50,777 --> 00:32:52,577
- Woohoo!


713
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,368
- I'd better stop
Montague before he leaves.

714
00:33:19,418 --> 00:33:20,418
- Gil.

715
00:33:20,517 --> 00:33:21,557
Gil, her eyes are opening.

716
00:33:22,838 --> 00:33:24,248
- Mr. Penny, come here.

717
00:33:24,348 --> 00:33:25,348
- Here.

718
00:33:25,447 --> 00:33:26,786
- No, no, no, take her feet.

719
00:33:26,886 --> 00:33:28,164
- Oh, please, make up your mind.

720
00:33:28,264 --> 00:33:29,264
Hands, her feet.

721
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,394
- What happened, Abigail?

722
00:33:39,313 --> 00:33:41,440
- I was getting something
out of the chest.

723
00:33:42,316 --> 00:33:43,484
The lid must've fallen.

724
00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:45,728
Struck my head.

725
00:33:45,828 --> 00:33:47,746
- Yeah, put a beautiful
crack in the wood, too.

726
00:33:47,846 --> 00:33:49,204
Made that chest twice as valuable.

727
00:33:49,304 --> 00:33:50,304
- I thought it old you--

728
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,610
- Now Abigail, don't excite yourself.

729
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:55,529
- Abby, you sure nobody tried
to hit you with that lid?

730
00:33:55,629 --> 00:33:57,347
- So now you're trying to accuse one of
us

731
00:33:57,447 --> 00:33:58,782
of murdering Abigail too.

732
00:33:58,882 --> 00:34:00,200
- We know the lid coulda hit her,

733
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,217
but it couldn't put her
in the chest, could it?

734
00:34:02,317 --> 00:34:03,317
- Really Gil.

735
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,773
- I know that nobody cares
what I think around this house,

736
00:34:05,873 --> 00:34:07,949
but in the future I advise
Abigail to lock her door

737
00:34:08,049 --> 00:34:09,327
before she turns her back on it.

738
00:34:09,427 --> 00:34:10,427
- My door was locked.

739
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,887
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

740
00:34:13,305 --> 00:34:15,049
- Wait a minute now.

741
00:34:15,149 --> 00:34:17,259
Let's start countin' cards around here.

742
00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:18,969
Myrna said she heard a scream.

743
00:34:19,069 --> 00:34:20,429
We didn't.

744
00:34:20,529 --> 00:34:22,640
You said you had your door locked.

745
00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:23,899
We found it unlocked.

746
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,727
Now, that's two jokers in a deck.

747
00:34:26,827 --> 00:34:29,730
Hey, Mr. Penny, how'd
you get in this room?

748
00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:31,190
- Through there.
- Where?

749
00:34:31,290 --> 00:34:32,290
- Over there.

750
00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:35,090
I'm in here, aren't I?
- You all right?

751
00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,190
- Yeah, I'm fine.

752
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:38,048
- We'll leave that card
out completely now.

753
00:34:42,092 --> 00:34:44,620
Where was the black cat at
the time of your accident?

754
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,637
- I haven't seen that
cat since Henrietta died.

755
00:34:46,737 --> 00:34:47,975
- It was in the chest with you.

756
00:34:48,075 --> 00:34:50,251
- That cat hasn't been
following me, has it?!

757
00:34:50,351 --> 00:34:51,351
- Yeah.

758
00:34:58,642 --> 00:35:00,302
Abigail, lay down.

759
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,388
I warned that this was gonna happen.

760
00:35:02,488 --> 00:35:06,859
Some people would, have
lunch with me sometime.

761
00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,236
Don't drink any milk.

762
00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:11,487
Penny.

763
00:35:11,586 --> 00:35:12,586
Penny!
- What?

764
00:35:12,685 --> 00:35:13,685
- Penny, come on.

765
00:35:13,784 --> 00:35:15,182
Get outta here before you disappear

766
00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:16,680
into the woodwork again, would you?

767
00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:17,780
- What woodwork?

768
00:35:17,879 --> 00:35:18,879
I didn't...

769
00:35:18,978 --> 00:35:19,978
- Come on, come on.

770
00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:21,275
- Worked all right over there.

771
00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:23,617
- I know, I know.

772
00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:24,910
Penny.
- Huh?

773
00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:27,127
- I know you didn't wanna
crack in front of Abigail,

774
00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:29,144
but confidentially, how'd
you get in that room.

775
00:35:29,244 --> 00:35:30,749
- Confidentially?
- Uh-huh.

776
00:35:30,849 --> 00:35:31,849
- I don't know.

777
00:35:31,948 --> 00:35:34,304
I was so wrapped up in my work
I got wrapped up in myself.

778
00:35:34,404 --> 00:35:36,321
Next time I'll wrap
something around my finger,

779
00:35:36,421 --> 00:35:37,459
then I'll know where I am.

780
00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:38,677
- Yeah, you're a great help.

781
00:35:38,777 --> 00:35:39,777
- Thank you very much.

782
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:40,876
- Hello?

783
00:35:40,975 --> 00:35:41,975
I don't get an answer.

784
00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:43,631
- Maybe you don't ask direct questions.

785
00:35:43,731 --> 00:35:44,731
Let me try.

786
00:35:47,441 --> 00:35:48,559
- You're dialing the police.

787
00:35:48,659 --> 00:35:50,057
- Who are you calling, the marines?

788
00:35:50,157 --> 00:35:51,674
- The doctor, Abigail's lost her mind.

789
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:53,092
- Yeah, she almost lost her life,

790
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:54,470
that's why I'm calling the cops.

791
00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:56,727
- So you still insist on
making one of us a murderer.

792
00:35:56,827 --> 00:35:57,827
- Now Elaine, I...

793
00:35:58,369 --> 00:35:59,369
- Oh.

794
00:35:59,837 --> 00:36:02,074
- Cool it, Barbie, just
another one of those accidents.

795
00:36:02,174 --> 00:36:03,174
- What happened?

796
00:36:03,273 --> 00:36:04,511
- We got a bad connection here.

797
00:36:04,611 --> 00:36:06,449
- Now who would want to
do a thing like that?

798
00:36:06,549 --> 00:36:07,907
- I haven't got the faintest idea.

799
00:36:08,007 --> 00:36:09,685
Why don't you call the cops and find
out?

800
00:36:09,785 --> 00:36:10,785
- Why certainly, yes.

801
00:36:14,885 --> 00:36:16,754
I fail to see the humor in this
situation.

802
00:36:16,854 --> 00:36:18,589
- Oh, I wouldn't either if I were you,

803
00:36:18,689 --> 00:36:20,647
having to go out in the
rain and taking a chance

804
00:36:20,747 --> 00:36:22,105
on getting--
- I'm not going out.

805
00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:23,882
- How we gonna get the cops if you
don't?

806
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:24,982
- Oh.

807
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:27,806
Now wait a minute.

808
00:36:27,906 --> 00:36:29,058
Why don't you go?

809
00:36:29,158 --> 00:36:31,352
- Now there is a test
of a man's sincerity.

810
00:36:31,452 --> 00:36:33,520
You're in trouble and how does he react?

811
00:36:34,715 --> 00:36:36,552
- Yes, yes, I'm very
disappointed in Stanley.

812
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,025
- I don't blame you.

813
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,569
- I only hope you won't
let me down as badly.

814
00:36:40,669 --> 00:36:41,669
- Me?

815
00:36:41,768 --> 00:36:43,539
- I thought I could always count on you.

816
00:36:44,873 --> 00:36:46,408
- Do you mean I got a chance?

817
00:36:46,508 --> 00:36:48,452
You been kinda kicking
me around, you know.

818
00:36:48,552 --> 00:36:50,628
- I'm not kicking you
around, I just don't like you

819
00:36:50,728 --> 00:36:51,728
maligning my family.

820
00:36:51,827 --> 00:36:53,584
- You say worse things
about 'em than I do.

821
00:36:53,684 --> 00:36:55,362
- That's different, they're my
relatives.

822
00:36:55,462 --> 00:36:57,299
But Gil, you're accusing
one of us of murder.

823
00:36:57,399 --> 00:36:58,399
- Oh, he is, is he?

824
00:36:58,498 --> 00:36:59,498
- Go away.

825
00:36:59,597 --> 00:37:00,597
- Stanley, please.

826
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,884
I guess I have been pretty
mean to you at that, Gil.

827
00:37:03,984 --> 00:37:05,260
I'm sorry.

828
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,637
But will you go?

829
00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:07,971
- Will I go.

830
00:37:08,071 --> 00:37:09,509
Not only will I bring back the cops,

831
00:37:09,609 --> 00:37:11,308
but I'll bring a doctor, a lawyer,

832
00:37:11,408 --> 00:37:12,568
violets, the morning paper...

833
00:37:18,415 --> 00:37:20,743
I been thinkin' this whole thing over,

834
00:37:21,702 --> 00:37:23,379
and you know, if anything happened to
you

835
00:37:23,479 --> 00:37:25,948
while I was gone, I'd
never forgive myself.

836
00:37:26,048 --> 00:37:27,241
I better stay.

837
00:37:27,341 --> 00:37:28,858
- We can manage without you, you know.

838
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,869
- I'll settle this controversy right
now.

839
00:37:30,969 --> 00:37:34,623
Gil, go out to the
stables and send Eduardo.

840
00:37:34,723 --> 00:37:36,175
- Oh, now you're talking sense.

841
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:44,599
- Why don't you go?

842
00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:46,855
- That's what I been trying
to tell 'em at the house.

843
00:37:46,955 --> 00:37:47,955
Put this on.

844
00:37:48,054 --> 00:37:49,054
Go on, come on.

845
00:37:49,153 --> 00:37:51,590
They said there's only one man
we can trust, that's Eduardo.

846
00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:53,967
Eduardo must go, that's what
they said, Eduardo must go.

847
00:37:54,067 --> 00:37:55,067
- I'll go.

848
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,131
- Mother, there's
something I must tell you.

849
00:38:11,231 --> 00:38:12,231
- Yes dear?

850
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,717
- Bet you can't guess
who made this cabinet.

851
00:38:14,817 --> 00:38:16,655
- No, but I'm afraid
we're going to find out.

852
00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:18,991
- The Hoboken Furniture
Company, a very good imitation.

853
00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,929
But they couldn't fool
me, I'm an old master.

854
00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:22,029
- What did you say?

855
00:38:22,128 --> 00:38:23,128
- Shh.

856
00:38:23,639 --> 00:38:25,933
- You were going to tell
me something, darling?

857
00:38:27,267 --> 00:38:28,927
- Never mind, I'll tell you later.

858
00:38:29,027 --> 00:38:32,097
- Elaine, there's something
I've got to explain to you, I--

859
00:38:32,197 --> 00:38:33,649
- Beautiful legs, beautiful.

860
00:38:35,108 --> 00:38:36,109
Hand-carved, too.

861
00:38:37,736 --> 00:38:39,196
- What were you saying, Stanley?

862
00:38:40,322 --> 00:38:41,907
- Hmm, you oughta play pinochle.

863
00:38:42,783 --> 00:38:43,783
- Why?

864
00:38:43,882 --> 00:38:45,160
- Pinochle players live forever.

865
00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:46,338
Crap shooters go like that.

866
00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:49,694
I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.

867
00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:50,794
Oh, oh.

868
00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:57,505
- I got it!

869
00:38:57,604 --> 00:38:59,121
- I'm an innocent man, I didn't do it.

870
00:38:59,221 --> 00:39:00,932
- Gil, what
on Earth are you doing?

871
00:39:01,032 --> 00:39:02,230
- I've got it all figured out.

872
00:39:02,330 --> 00:39:03,688
Whoever tried to knock off Abigail

873
00:39:03,788 --> 00:39:05,066
got in through a secret passage.

874
00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:06,364
All right, go ahead and laugh,

875
00:39:06,464 --> 00:39:07,742
but that's the only explanation.

876
00:39:07,842 --> 00:39:09,919
They thought she was dead,
they were trying to hide

877
00:39:10,019 --> 00:39:12,096
her body in the chest, and
somebody scared 'em away

878
00:39:12,196 --> 00:39:14,033
and they went out and
left the door unlocked.

879
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:16,051
- Where were you and this
Penny friend of yours

880
00:39:16,151 --> 00:39:17,271
while all this was going on?

881
00:39:17,362 --> 00:39:18,362
- What?

882
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,679
- This house is no asset to you

883
00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:20,895
with Abigail alive, you know.

884
00:39:20,927 --> 00:39:22,247
- Gil was with me the whole time.

885
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,490
I do wish you people would stop

886
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,900
trying to make a murder out of this.

887
00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:26,438
Abigail was injured, she did it herself.

888
00:39:26,341 --> 00:39:27,941
- Yes, after cutting the telephone wires

889
00:39:27,805 --> 00:39:29,365
to make it look a little more dramatic.

890
00:39:29,185 --> 00:39:30,185
- Yeah?

891
00:39:29,955 --> 00:39:31,715
Well she certainly went
to a lot of trouble

892
00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:32,714
just to give herself a headache.

893
00:39:32,387 --> 00:39:33,387
- I agree with Elaine.

894
00:39:33,030 --> 00:39:35,030
Abigail's just trying to
get us out of the house.

895
00:39:34,668 --> 00:39:36,868
- You're very anxious to
smooth this whole thing over.

896
00:39:36,535 --> 00:39:38,455
Maybe Gil is right about
those secret passages.

897
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,420
Your father rebuilt this house.

898
00:39:39,225 --> 00:39:41,625
You must've seen the plans when
you took over his business.

899
00:39:41,517 --> 00:39:43,317
- I wouldn't try to
accuse me if I were you.

900
00:39:43,283 --> 00:39:45,643
I happen to know that someone
tried to poison Grandmother.

901
00:39:45,661 --> 00:39:47,181
And with your knowledge of chemistry--

902
00:39:47,228 --> 00:39:48,228
- Stop it, both of you.

903
00:39:48,277 --> 00:39:49,808
- Oh, why didn't you let him finish?

904
00:39:51,018 --> 00:39:52,311
- Shame on you.

905
00:39:53,729 --> 00:39:55,105
And you, Richard.

906
00:39:57,983 --> 00:40:00,944
Poor Henrietta dead not 24 hours.

907
00:40:03,914 --> 00:40:04,914



908
00:40:05,212 --> 00:40:06,212
- That must be Montague.

909
00:40:06,311 --> 00:40:07,901
- I wouldn't bet on it.

910
00:40:08,001 --> 00:40:10,654
He left just before Abigail
got banged on the head.

911
00:40:10,754 --> 00:40:11,754
Or did he?

912
00:40:12,581 --> 00:40:14,625
Oh, it's probably Eduardo with the
police.

913
00:40:16,835 --> 00:40:17,835
- Monty.

914
00:40:17,934 --> 00:40:20,211
- What's all this about
somebody trying to kill Abigail?

915
00:40:20,311 --> 00:40:21,749
- Where did you find out about that?

916
00:40:21,849 --> 00:40:23,500
- Eduardo told me.

917
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,677
I picked him up just the
other side of the O'Royal.

918
00:40:25,777 --> 00:40:27,454
He told me you'd sent him for the
police.

919
00:40:27,554 --> 00:40:29,112
- Ridiculous, Abigail's just pretending

920
00:40:29,212 --> 00:40:30,290
somebody tried to kill her.

921
00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,009
- All I want is an unbiased opinion.

922
00:40:32,109 --> 00:40:33,109
Did you bring the cops?

923
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,208
- No.

924
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:36,179
Storm's washed the bridge out.

925
00:40:36,279 --> 00:40:37,956
Nobody can get out here any more
tonight.

926
00:40:38,056 --> 00:40:40,054
Now are you gonna stop
interfering or aren't you?

927
00:40:40,154 --> 00:40:41,154
- No I'm not!

928
00:40:41,253 --> 00:40:42,731
There's been one murder in this house

929
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,309
and there's liable to be another one.

930
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,126
There's something awful creepy going
on...

931
00:40:47,290 --> 00:40:49,318
Stand back, everybody.

932
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:52,863
- Gil!

933
00:40:52,963 --> 00:40:54,865
- Oh, my, look.

934
00:40:54,965 --> 00:40:56,658
- Gil, are you hurt?

935
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:58,710
- No, I'm all right.

936
00:41:00,337 --> 00:41:02,334
- Thank you very much, it
was too dark over there

937
00:41:02,434 --> 00:41:04,272
to read the inscription,
much better in here.

938
00:41:04,372 --> 00:41:06,043
- Mr. Penny.

939
00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:09,096
- "Better death than dishonor."

940
00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:11,389
Hmm.

941
00:41:13,945 --> 00:41:15,981
- The excitement's been
too much for you, my dear.

942
00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:18,513
After all, you're not as young
as you used to be, you know.

943
00:41:18,613 --> 00:41:19,613
- No.

944
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,316
I'm not, am I?

945
00:41:22,359 --> 00:41:23,735
Monty, don't go away.

946
00:41:25,404 --> 00:41:26,404
- Well...

947
00:41:29,241 --> 00:41:30,859
Still feeling shaky?

948
00:41:30,959 --> 00:41:32,486
- I'm all right.

949
00:41:32,586 --> 00:41:34,446
Tell me, what did the lawyers say?

950
00:41:34,546 --> 00:41:37,324
- Oh, they said we had a
chance to break the will.

951
00:41:37,424 --> 00:41:39,618
But lawyers always talk like that.

952
00:41:39,718 --> 00:41:41,596
Personally I thought
they were rather dubious.

953
00:41:41,696 --> 00:41:44,957
- You could've used some of
Henrietta's money, couldn't you?

954
00:41:45,057 --> 00:41:46,667
- What do you think?

955
00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:47,767
- I don't know.

956
00:41:48,552 --> 00:41:50,212
I can only guess.

957
00:41:50,312 --> 00:41:52,798
You never tell me anything now, Monty.

958
00:41:52,898 --> 00:41:54,841
You used to tell me everything, always,

959
00:41:54,941 --> 00:41:56,184
and I always tried to help.

960
00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:01,723
But nowadays, why, we seem
to be making conversation,

961
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,600
the way you do with strangers.

962
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:06,486
- Well, you know how
business has been on my mind.

963
00:42:07,362 --> 00:42:09,479
You wouldn't want me to
burden you with my troubles,

964
00:42:09,579 --> 00:42:10,579
would you?

965
00:42:10,678 --> 00:42:11,678
- Yes I would.

966
00:42:11,777 --> 00:42:13,215
If they're business troubles, Monty.

967
00:42:14,244 --> 00:42:15,579
- What do you mean?

968
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:19,157
- Is it only business, Monty?

969
00:42:19,257 --> 00:42:21,254
- Myrna dear, if there's
one thing I can't stand,

970
00:42:21,354 --> 00:42:22,744
it's unreasonable jealousy.

971
00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:24,282
That's all the faith you have in me,

972
00:42:24,382 --> 00:42:25,899
if our marriage has come down to this,

973
00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:26,999
then why in heaven--

974
00:42:27,098 --> 00:42:28,256
- No, no Monty, don't say it.

975
00:42:28,356 --> 00:42:29,514
I'm overwrought, I know I am.

976
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:30,752
I shouldn't have said it.

977
00:42:30,852 --> 00:42:32,921
I'll go to bed now, and in the morning,

978
00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:34,021
I'll feel differently.

979
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,640
- Yes, but Myrna--
- I'm sure I will.

980
00:42:36,475 --> 00:42:39,970
Good night, darling.

981
00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:41,070
- Good night.

982
00:43:05,087 --> 00:43:06,087
- There.

983
00:43:06,186 --> 00:43:07,985
It's a good thing Mr.
Penny had some iodine.

984
00:43:09,132 --> 00:43:10,690
- It was tougher than I thought it was.

985
00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:12,228
- Well, let that be a lesson to you.

986
00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,205
Stop chasing nonexistent
ghosts and murderers.

987
00:43:14,305 --> 00:43:16,965
- Maybe you're right about that,
but I can't get the feeling

988
00:43:17,065 --> 00:43:18,863
out of my mind that
there's something rotten

989
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,260
in the house of Winslow.

990
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,013
Something lurking, sneaking,
just waiting to strike.

991
00:43:23,113 --> 00:43:24,113
Oh, oh!

992
00:43:24,731 --> 00:43:25,731
It got me.

993
00:43:25,830 --> 00:43:27,068
- Did you speak, did you speak?

994
00:43:27,168 --> 00:43:28,168
- What are you doing?

995
00:43:28,267 --> 00:43:29,985
- Oh, I'm just testing, testing this
wood.

996
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,202
It's rotten, rotten to the
core, but it's priceless.

997
00:43:32,302 --> 00:43:33,380
- Of course it's priceless.

998
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480
It's not for sale yet.

999
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,017
If you don't stop bothering Abigail,

1000
00:43:36,117 --> 00:43:37,874
you're gonna get us
both thrown outta here.

1001
00:43:37,974 --> 00:43:39,012
Abigail, gives me an idea.

1002
00:43:39,112 --> 00:43:40,112
Penny, come here.

1003
00:43:40,211 --> 00:43:41,331
You stand here now, will ya?

1004
00:43:41,426 --> 00:43:42,426
- Are we playing a game?

1005
00:43:42,511 --> 00:43:43,871
- No, we're not gonna play a game.

1006
00:43:43,941 --> 00:43:45,741
I'm gonna prove to you
that this whole thing

1007
00:43:45,787 --> 00:43:47,547
makes sense if you
include secret passages.

1008
00:43:47,565 --> 00:43:48,925
Now Penny, you're Abigail, get it?

1009
00:43:48,913 --> 00:43:49,913
Abigail.

1010
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:50,878
- Yeah, yeah.

1011
00:43:50,835 --> 00:43:52,795
- And this table right
here, this is your chest.

1012
00:43:52,762 --> 00:43:53,762
- I see.

1013
00:43:53,753 --> 00:43:54,993
- Now, I'm in a secret passage.

1014
00:43:55,016 --> 00:43:56,016
Now I come sneaking up.

1015
00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:58,381
Hey Penny, go over to the chest, will
ya?

1016
00:43:58,481 --> 00:43:59,481
Hey Penny!

1017
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:00,580
- I'm Abigail.

1018
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,636
- All right, Abigail, go
over to the table, huh?

1019
00:44:02,736 --> 00:44:03,736
- What table?

1020
00:44:03,835 --> 00:44:04,835
- That table!

1021
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,452
- That's not a table, that's my chest.

1022
00:44:06,552 --> 00:44:08,908
- Will you stop complicating
things and do as you're told?

1023
00:44:09,008 --> 00:44:10,060
Here, now stand here.

1024
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,160
Bend over.

1025
00:44:11,259 --> 00:44:12,816
- Bend over, like Mr. Penny or Abigail?

1026
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,397
- I don't care, just bend.

1027
00:44:14,497 --> 00:44:15,497
- Just an ordinary bend.

1028
00:44:15,596 --> 00:44:16,794
- Just an ordinary bend, yeah.

1029
00:44:16,894 --> 00:44:17,894
Now.

1030
00:44:17,993 --> 00:44:18,993
Now I'm sneaking up.

1031
00:44:19,092 --> 00:44:21,279
- Oh, I hear your shoes squeak, woohoo.

1032
00:44:21,379 --> 00:44:22,864
- Suppose my shoes didn't squeak,

1033
00:44:22,964 --> 00:44:24,741
suppose I was in my stocking feet.

1034
00:44:24,841 --> 00:44:26,034
- Your stocking feet?

1035
00:44:26,134 --> 00:44:28,371
Oho, then you'd get pneumonia
and start coughing again.

1036
00:44:28,471 --> 00:44:30,189
- This isn't a cold, I'm allergic to
cats!

1037
00:44:30,289 --> 00:44:32,087
- Oh, yeah, then you'll
get cattalk, get it,

1038
00:44:32,187 --> 00:44:33,187
cattalk, cattalk?

1039
00:44:33,286 --> 00:44:34,292
Very good, very funny.

1040
00:44:34,392 --> 00:44:35,588
- Oh Gil, give it up.

1041
00:44:35,688 --> 00:44:36,688
- All right, laugh.

1042
00:44:36,787 --> 00:44:39,023
But if you wake up in the
morning with your throat cut,

1043
00:44:39,123 --> 00:44:40,203
don't say I didn't warn ya!

1044
00:45:01,253 --> 00:45:03,079
- Go away cat, go away.

1045
00:45:24,059 --> 00:45:25,101
Go away, cat.

1046
00:46:34,421 --> 00:46:36,831
Oho, what a funny place to sleep.

1047
00:46:36,931 --> 00:46:37,931
- Where'd he go?

1048
00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:39,030
- Where'd who go?

1049
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,846
- I don't know, that's why I'm asking
you.

1050
00:46:40,946 --> 00:46:41,946
- Why don't you ask him?

1051
00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:43,045
- Who?

1052
00:46:43,144 --> 00:46:44,901
- The fella that passed
me on the stairway.

1053
00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:46,001
- Who was he, who was he?

1054
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,100
- Oh him?

1055
00:46:47,199 --> 00:46:48,517
Oh, I don't know, such curiosity.

1056
00:46:48,617 --> 00:46:50,894
Curiosity killed the cat, you
know, and that's terrible.

1057
00:46:50,994 --> 00:46:51,994
Then you know--
- Stop.

1058
00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:01,822



1059
00:47:09,798 --> 00:47:10,798
Elaine?

1060
00:47:18,506 --> 00:47:19,506



1061
00:47:34,814 --> 00:47:35,814
Stop!

1062
00:47:47,494 --> 00:47:49,362
Wait a minute, you.

1063
00:47:49,462 --> 00:47:50,462
Eduardo.

1064
00:47:50,561 --> 00:47:51,879
What a have you done with Elaine?

1065
00:47:51,979 --> 00:47:52,979
- I haven't seen her.

1066
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:54,436
- Yeah, well I'll look for myself.

1067
00:47:54,536 --> 00:47:56,286
- Please, please, don't, don't open it!

1068
00:47:56,386 --> 00:47:57,386
- Go away!

1069
00:48:02,308 --> 00:48:04,002
- I wanted to take them to the barn,

1070
00:48:04,102 --> 00:48:05,920
and now they're all out in the rain
again.

1071
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,547
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1072
00:48:07,647 --> 00:48:11,092
- Why don't you keep your nose
out of our people's business?

1073
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,053
- Yeah, why don't I?

1074
00:48:13,153 --> 00:48:14,591
- Here kitty, kitty.


1075
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,481
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

1076
00:49:57,674 --> 00:49:59,834
- Mr. Hartley, Mr. Hartley!

1077
00:50:01,794 --> 00:50:03,663
Somebody, please, Mr. Hartley.

1078
00:50:03,763 --> 00:50:04,998
Richard, Stanley!

1079
00:50:08,059 --> 00:50:09,544
Mr. Hartley!

1080
00:50:09,644 --> 00:50:10,644
Mr. Hartley!

1081
00:50:12,305 --> 00:50:13,798
Mr. Hartley!

1082
00:50:13,898 --> 00:50:15,508
Mr. Hartley!

1083
00:50:15,608 --> 00:50:16,608
Mr. Hartley!

1084
00:50:18,945 --> 00:50:20,346
Mr. Hartley!

1085
00:50:20,446 --> 00:50:21,446
- What's the matter?

1086
00:50:21,545 --> 00:50:23,701
- What are you yabbing about?
- What's going on here?

1087
00:50:23,801 --> 00:50:25,799
- Now be calm, all of you,
I want you to be calm,

1088
00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:26,899
don't get excited--

1089
00:50:26,998 --> 00:50:27,998
- What's happened?

1090
00:50:28,097 --> 00:50:29,097
- Elaine has disappeared.

1091
00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:30,196
- What?

1092
00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:31,852
- Wait a minute, I'll explain it to ya.

1093
00:50:31,952 --> 00:50:33,869
I thought she was in the
wagon, but she wasn't,

1094
00:50:33,969 --> 00:50:35,646
it was full of cats, and Eduardo
hadn't--

1095
00:50:35,746 --> 00:50:36,746
- Hadn't what?

1096
00:50:36,845 --> 00:50:38,085
- Hadn't a thing to do with it.

1097
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:39,220
Elaine wasn't in her room.

1098
00:50:39,307 --> 00:50:40,707
Eduardo was putting her in a wagon,

1099
00:50:40,781 --> 00:50:42,141
but it wasn't Elaine, it was cats.

1100
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,880
And then in the crematory, I saw
Abigail,

1101
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,920
but Abigail wasn't there.

1102
00:50:44,944 --> 00:50:47,144
But the black cat was there,
but it wasn't there, I...

1103
00:50:47,423 --> 00:50:48,750
Does this make any sense?

1104
00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:50,001
- No.
- No.

1105
00:50:50,101 --> 00:50:51,101
- No.

1106
00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:52,352
But I saw it!

1107
00:50:52,451 --> 00:50:54,047
- I've never heard such nonsense.

1108
00:50:54,147 --> 00:50:55,640
I never left my room all night.

1109
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:58,935
- No wait, please, please.

1110
00:50:59,852 --> 00:51:01,846
I admit I'm wrong about Abigail.

1111
00:51:01,946 --> 00:51:03,681
But where is Elaine?

1112
00:51:03,781 --> 00:51:05,850
Answer me that, where is Elaine?

1113
00:51:05,950 --> 00:51:07,477
- Here I am, Gil.

1114
00:51:07,577 --> 00:51:09,354
I just went down to get a book.

1115
00:51:09,454 --> 00:51:10,454
Couldn't sleep.

1116
00:51:12,282 --> 00:51:13,399
- She couldn't sleep.

1117
00:51:13,499 --> 00:51:16,069
- This isn't a part of your
other stupid accusations.

1118
00:51:16,169 --> 00:51:18,413
- Yes, two more brains
and he'd be a half-wit.

1119
00:51:29,382 --> 00:51:33,086
- I'm sorry you couldn't sleep.

1120
00:51:33,186 --> 00:51:34,254
- Come on.

1121
00:51:34,354 --> 00:51:35,713
Come in my room by the fire.

1122
00:51:35,813 --> 00:51:38,091
You'll catch your death of cold.

1123
00:51:38,191 --> 00:51:40,348
- That's about the
only thing I ever will catch

1124
00:51:40,448 --> 00:51:41,448
around this house.

1125
00:51:41,547 --> 00:51:42,547
- Sit down.

1126
00:51:42,646 --> 00:51:45,848
Sit down and tell me what
on Earth you've been doing.

1127
00:51:45,948 --> 00:51:48,726
- I haven't got enough brains
to come in out of the rain.

1128
00:51:48,826 --> 00:51:51,145
I thought I saw something.

1129
00:51:51,245 --> 00:51:52,397
What's the difference?

1130
00:51:52,497 --> 00:51:53,497
- I know.

1131
00:51:53,596 --> 00:51:55,713
You thought you saw me and
you rushed to the rescue,

1132
00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,860
just like Sir Lancelot
used to rescue his Elaine.

1133
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,153
- All right, so I'm a sap.

1134
00:51:59,253 --> 00:52:01,614
- Oh, but you're not a
sap, you're very sweet,

1135
00:52:01,714 --> 00:52:03,366
and a lady never thinks it a mistake

1136
00:52:03,466 --> 00:52:05,326
when a knight errant does battle for
her,

1137
00:52:05,426 --> 00:52:07,579
even when he is wet behind the ears.

1138
00:52:07,679 --> 00:52:09,163
- It's like I been saying.

1139
00:52:09,263 --> 00:52:11,708
Somebody around this house
is playing for keeps.

1140
00:52:11,808 --> 00:52:13,751
Do you know that somebody
slugged me again?

1141
00:52:13,851 --> 00:52:14,851
- No.

1142
00:52:14,950 --> 00:52:17,067
One of my relatives, probably,
and with good reason.

1143
00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:18,965
- Go ahead and laugh.

1144
00:52:19,065 --> 00:52:20,383
Whatever's sneakin' in this house

1145
00:52:20,483 --> 00:52:21,843
is sneakin' right now.

1146
00:52:25,613 --> 00:52:27,223
- There he goes again.

1147
00:52:27,323 --> 00:52:29,726
- This way, everybody, follow me, come
on!

1148
00:52:29,826 --> 00:52:31,402
This way, come on, come on!

1149
00:52:35,490 --> 00:52:36,490
- What do you want now?

1150
00:52:36,589 --> 00:52:39,025
- I heard you scream, now don't
deny it, I heard you scream!

1151
00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:40,205
- You heard the tea kettle.

1152
00:52:40,662 --> 00:52:41,788
I was brewing some tea.

1153
00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:43,955
- Oh.

1154
00:52:44,054 --> 00:52:45,771
- Gil, will you please stop trying to
make

1155
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,149
nervous wrecks out of all of us?

1156
00:52:47,249 --> 00:52:48,249
- I didn't--

1157
00:52:48,348 --> 00:52:49,879
- Come on, come on, Junior.

1158
00:52:55,601 --> 00:52:58,171
- I'll take lemon in mine.

1159
00:52:58,271 --> 00:53:00,048
- You want to have tea with me?

1160
00:53:00,148 --> 00:53:02,066
- Yeah, thanks for your
hospitality, thank you.

1161
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:03,166
- Sit down.

1162
00:53:03,265 --> 00:53:04,265
- Here?

1163
00:53:04,364 --> 00:53:05,364
Yeah?

1164
00:53:05,463 --> 00:53:07,889
Woohoo, nice little place
you got here, very nice.

1165
00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:09,265
Nice little place.

1166
00:53:09,365 --> 00:53:11,017
- You really want some tea?

1167
00:53:11,117 --> 00:53:12,317
- Yes.

1168
00:53:13,202 --> 00:53:15,647
I like my tea strong, it
makes me sleep better.

1169
00:53:15,747 --> 00:53:16,747
- You'll sleep.

1170
00:53:18,574 --> 00:53:20,318
- Oh, saccharine, keeps your weight
down.

1171
00:53:20,418 --> 00:53:22,528
How much do you weigh, may I ask?

1172
00:53:22,628 --> 00:53:24,489
I take two lumps, I take two lumps.

1173
00:53:24,589 --> 00:53:25,998
- One is equal to two.

1174
00:53:29,761 --> 00:53:31,329
- Anxious little things, aren't they?

1175
00:53:31,429 --> 00:53:33,414
Two would blow your head off.

1176
00:53:33,514 --> 00:53:35,333
- Drink and you'll sleep.

1177
00:53:35,433 --> 00:53:37,783
- Don't you think
this is a little too strong?

1178
00:53:37,883 --> 00:53:38,883
It might keep me awake?

1179
00:53:38,982 --> 00:53:39,982
- Drink.

1180
00:53:41,514 --> 00:53:42,965
- Woohoo!

1181
00:53:53,234 --> 00:53:54,234



1182
00:55:04,146 --> 00:55:05,424
- Oh, Gil.
- What's the matter?

1183
00:55:05,524 --> 00:55:06,524
- Gil, look.
- What?

1184
00:55:06,623 --> 00:55:07,642
What's going on?

1185
00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:10,811
Ashes.

1186
00:55:10,910 --> 00:55:11,910
- But how, why?

1187
00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:13,847
- I don't know, but
nobody came in that door,

1188
00:55:13,947 --> 00:55:14,947
I can tell you that.

1189
00:55:15,046 --> 00:55:16,046
- Gil, I'm scared.

1190
00:55:16,145 --> 00:55:18,063
- Oh, I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you,

1191
00:55:18,163 --> 00:55:19,241
don't you worry about that.

1192
00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:22,782
Oh, I'm not trembling, I'm just keyed
up.

1193
00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:26,459
- Oh!

1194
00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:28,620
- What's the matter?

1195
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,077
- There's been someone in my room.

1196
00:55:30,177 --> 00:55:32,054
There are ashes, and
locks of a cat on my bed.

1197
00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,541
- Somebody's been in my room.

1198
00:55:33,641 --> 00:55:34,759
- Looks like Abigail's work.

1199
00:55:34,859 --> 00:55:36,376
I told you I saw her in the crematory.

1200
00:55:36,476 --> 00:55:38,513
- Just another trick to
scare us out of the house.

1201
00:55:38,613 --> 00:55:40,451
- Well, I say we should
have it out with her,

1202
00:55:40,551 --> 00:55:41,551
once and for all.

1203
00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:42,650
This is ridiculous.

1204
00:55:42,749 --> 00:55:43,749
- Yeah, come on.

1205
00:55:44,595 --> 00:55:46,130
Abigail.

1206
00:55:46,230 --> 00:55:48,216
Stand back, everybody.

1207
00:55:54,906 --> 00:55:57,266
- Oh, we're
too late, she's dead.

1208
00:55:57,366 --> 00:55:58,366
- Poor Abigail.

1209
00:56:01,070 --> 00:56:02,897
- Oh, Monty.

1210
00:56:02,997 --> 00:56:04,515
- Now darling, pull yourself together.

1211
00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:05,893
We'll get to the bottom of this.

1212
00:56:05,993 --> 00:56:08,995
Ladies, go to your rooms,
please, and lock your doors.

1213
00:56:10,997 --> 00:56:11,997
- What's this?

1214
00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:16,285
- Ashes.

1215
00:56:16,385 --> 00:56:17,703
That proves it.

1216
00:56:17,803 --> 00:56:19,914
It was Abigail, unquestionably.

1217
00:56:20,014 --> 00:56:21,541
- He thinks he's Sherlock Holmes.

1218
00:56:21,641 --> 00:56:22,792
- But how could Abigail--

1219
00:56:22,892 --> 00:56:24,450
- That's what I been trying to tell ya.

1220
00:56:24,550 --> 00:56:25,550
Secret passages.

1221
00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:27,566
Looks like they backfired
on the old girl, too.

1222
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:29,715
- Isn't it possible she committed
suicide?

1223
00:56:29,815 --> 00:56:31,642
- It certainly looks like suicide to me.

1224
00:56:32,810 --> 00:56:34,512
- I'm not so sure.

1225
00:56:34,612 --> 00:56:36,490
- The coroner will settle
that in the morning.

1226
00:56:36,590 --> 00:56:38,068
Now ladies, go to your rooms, please.

1227
00:56:38,168 --> 00:56:39,646
- Oh Monty, I don't want to be alone.

1228
00:56:39,746 --> 00:56:40,746
- All right, dear.

1229
00:56:41,788 --> 00:56:42,788
Coming, Margaret?

1230
00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:45,072
- Now I know it's murder.

1231
00:56:46,574 --> 00:56:47,650
- Must be a junior G-man.

1232
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,707
- You don't have to be a
detective to know that.

1233
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,724
Look at those splinters,
they're from the door.

1234
00:56:51,824 --> 00:56:53,941
You can tell by the angle
they're stuck in the fiber

1235
00:56:54,041 --> 00:56:55,759
that the body was pulled up over the
door,

1236
00:56:55,859 --> 00:56:57,417
and then the rope was tied to the knob.

1237
00:56:57,517 --> 00:56:59,274
Had it been suicide,
the rope would've been

1238
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,252
tied to the knob first,
the weight of the body

1239
00:57:01,352 --> 00:57:02,710
would've pulled the rope this way.

1240
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:03,810
- He's right.

1241
00:57:03,909 --> 00:57:04,909
- Gil.

1242
00:57:05,008 --> 00:57:07,125
- Better not tell the others,
it'll only worry them.

1243
00:57:07,225 --> 00:57:08,225
- Well I've got a gun.

1244
00:57:08,315 --> 00:57:10,555
And if anything else happens
tonight, I'm gonna use it.

1245
00:57:10,632 --> 00:57:11,632
- Yeah.

1246
00:57:23,945 --> 00:57:25,571
- Don't make a move!

1247
00:58:06,445 --> 00:58:07,772
- What are you doing in here?

1248
00:58:07,872 --> 00:58:09,750
- I was chasing Eduardo,
I wanted to make sure

1249
00:58:09,850 --> 00:58:10,850
he didn't harm the women.

1250
00:58:10,949 --> 00:58:11,989
- Now what are you hiding?

1251
00:58:13,035 --> 00:58:14,035
It's Henrietta's will.

1252
00:58:14,134 --> 00:58:16,364
- Yeah, I found it
there under the pillow.

1253
00:58:16,464 --> 00:58:18,461
I was just trying to figure
out how Myrna got it.

1254
00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:20,242
- I gave that to Mother tonight.

1255
00:58:20,342 --> 00:58:21,702
She bawled me out for it and said

1256
00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:24,080
she was going to give it back
to Abigail in the morning.

1257
00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:25,898
- Oh, then you're the guy that slugged
me.

1258
00:58:25,998 --> 00:58:27,476
- Yeah, and I'll do it again any time

1259
00:58:27,576 --> 00:58:28,694
you train down to my weight.

1260
00:58:33,806 --> 00:58:34,966
- Mother!

1261
00:58:35,066 --> 00:58:36,258
Get away!

1262
00:58:36,358 --> 00:58:37,685
Get the rope off, hurry.

1263
00:58:39,865 --> 00:58:40,865
Please.

1264
00:58:41,272 --> 00:58:43,232
- Carry her out.

1265
00:58:44,692 --> 00:58:45,692
- Be careful.

1266
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:46,791
- She's still alive.

1267
00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:47,890
- Oh, thank heavens.

1268
00:58:47,989 --> 00:58:48,989
Here.

1269
00:58:50,656 --> 00:58:52,274
Get some smelling salts, quick!

1270
00:58:52,374 --> 00:58:53,374
- I'll get some.

1271
00:58:56,579 --> 00:58:57,579
- Here.

1272
00:58:57,678 --> 00:58:58,823
Spritz ammonia.

1273
00:58:58,923 --> 00:58:59,923
She's coming around.

1274
00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:03,251
- Myrna.

1275
00:59:03,350 --> 00:59:04,912
Myrna, who was it?

1276
00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:07,081
Who was it tried to kill you?

1277
00:59:07,181 --> 00:59:09,041
- I don't know.

1278
00:59:09,141 --> 00:59:11,010
It's all so terribly confusing.

1279
00:59:12,595 --> 00:59:14,171
Hands came from behind.

1280
00:59:14,271 --> 00:59:15,589
They seized my throat.

1281
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,258
- Try to think, Mother.

1282
00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:18,509
It was Eduardo, wasn't it?

1283
00:59:18,609 --> 00:59:20,803
They've been chasing him
all through the house.

1284
00:59:20,903 --> 00:59:21,903
- Yes, it was.

1285
00:59:23,272 --> 00:59:24,273
It was Eduardo.

1286
00:59:25,608 --> 00:59:28,227
I was standing there...

1287
00:59:28,327 --> 00:59:29,437
- I'll head him off!

1288
00:59:29,537 --> 00:59:30,895
- Be careful, he's insane.

1289
00:59:30,995 --> 00:59:32,898
- Here Mother, don't hesitate to use
this.

1290
00:59:32,998 --> 00:59:33,998



1291
00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:39,145
- Gil, where are you going?

1292
00:59:39,245 --> 00:59:41,522
- To get Eduardo, he's the
one that tried to kill Myrna!

1293
00:59:41,622 --> 00:59:42,622
- Oh, but he didn't!

1294
00:59:42,721 --> 00:59:43,721
Gil, listen to me!

1295
00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:45,337
- Stay with Myrna,
she's got the gun.

1296
00:59:45,437 --> 00:59:46,437
- Gil!

1297
00:59:46,536 --> 00:59:47,536



1298
00:59:47,635 --> 00:59:48,635
- Look there!

1299
00:59:48,734 --> 00:59:50,666
Come on, we'll head him off at the gate!

1300
00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:51,926
Come on, quick!

1301
00:59:55,137 --> 00:59:56,137



1302
01:00:11,070 --> 01:00:13,355
- Why did you tell them
I tried to hurt you?

1303
01:00:13,455 --> 01:00:14,455
- You did!

1304
01:00:14,554 --> 01:00:16,942
- But that is a lie, I never hurt
anybody!

1305
01:00:17,042 --> 01:00:20,029
I never did anything wrong,
but keep the black kitten.

1306
01:00:20,129 --> 01:00:23,866
, and now it's gone.

1307
01:00:23,966 --> 01:00:25,326
I look the whole...

1308
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,340
- Did you hear that shot?

1309
01:00:32,439 --> 01:00:33,709
- Yeah, where'd it come from?

1310
01:00:33,809 --> 01:00:35,219
- Richard!

1311
01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:37,887
- Why did you do it?

1312
01:00:37,986 --> 01:00:38,986
- He's a maniac.

1313
01:00:39,085 --> 01:00:40,842
He killed Abigail, and
he tried to kill me.

1314
01:00:40,942 --> 01:00:43,469
- But Myrna, you tried to kill yourself.

1315
01:00:43,569 --> 01:00:45,137
The splinters in the rope show that

1316
01:00:45,237 --> 01:00:48,307
just as plainly as they showed
that Abigail was murdered.

1317
01:00:48,407 --> 01:00:49,445
- You're out of your mind.

1318
01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,602
The second time in the last 15 minutes

1319
01:00:51,702 --> 01:00:52,702
that he tried to kill me.

1320
01:00:52,801 --> 01:00:54,079
- What did you do with that gun?

1321
01:00:54,179 --> 01:00:55,179
- I gave it to Mother.

1322
01:00:56,991 --> 01:00:58,984
- I was ready to blame Monty and
Margaret

1323
01:00:59,084 --> 01:01:00,820
for driving you to suicide.

1324
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,920
- What do you mean?

1325
01:01:02,019 --> 01:01:03,405
- You knew about them.

1326
01:01:03,505 --> 01:01:05,157
You knew your only chance to hold Monty

1327
01:01:05,257 --> 01:01:07,284
was to get some ready money.

1328
01:01:07,384 --> 01:01:09,495
That's why you killed Grandmother.

1329
01:01:09,595 --> 01:01:11,622
And you knew about secret passages too,

1330
01:01:11,722 --> 01:01:13,833
because you were here when
the house was rebuilt.

1331
01:01:13,933 --> 01:01:14,933
- What are you saying?

1332
01:01:15,032 --> 01:01:17,468
- And when you found out about
the added clause in the will,

1333
01:01:17,568 --> 01:01:19,925
you sneaked through those
secret passages to kill Abigail,

1334
01:01:20,025 --> 01:01:21,623
and then you pretended to hang yourself,

1335
01:01:21,723 --> 01:01:23,440
you stood on that footstool until
somebody

1336
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:25,616
came into the room, and
then you shot poor Eduardo,

1337
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:27,034
so as to blame everything on him!

1338
01:01:27,134 --> 01:01:28,472
- Myrna!
- Elaine!

1339
01:01:42,661 --> 01:01:43,779
- Myrna!
- Mother!

1340
01:01:43,879 --> 01:01:45,206
- Elaine!
- Myrna!

1341
01:01:49,585 --> 01:01:50,585
What's happened?

1342
01:01:50,684 --> 01:01:51,802
- Are you all right, Mother?

1343
01:01:51,902 --> 01:01:53,339
- He came back through the window.

1344
01:01:54,965 --> 01:01:56,792
- We should never have left you alone.

1345
01:01:56,892 --> 01:01:57,892
- Oh.

1346
01:01:57,991 --> 01:01:59,189
- I owe all of you an apology,

1347
01:01:59,289 --> 01:02:01,169
I've thought some pretty
bad things about you.

1348
01:02:02,681 --> 01:02:04,383
- Now, now, now.

1349
01:02:04,483 --> 01:02:05,718
Just put it out of your mind.

1350
01:02:05,818 --> 01:02:07,335
The district attorney should thank you

1351
01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:08,713
for catching Abigail's murderer.

1352
01:02:08,813 --> 01:02:10,370
- There's no need to worry now, Mother.

1353
01:02:10,470 --> 01:02:11,470
The real danger's over.

1354
01:02:11,569 --> 01:02:12,641
- Yes, I suppose so.

1355
01:02:12,741 --> 01:02:14,560
- Try to get some sleep.

1356
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,728
- Good night, darling.

1357
01:02:15,828 --> 01:02:16,828
- Good night, Mother.

1358
01:02:18,322 --> 01:02:19,322
- Come along.

1359
01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:23,444
- Monty, I'm still terribly upset.

1360
01:02:23,544 --> 01:02:25,112
I'd rather be alone.

1361
01:02:25,212 --> 01:02:26,572
- Of course.

1362
01:02:26,672 --> 01:02:28,869
Myrna, I hope you haven't
taken Stanley's insinuations

1363
01:02:28,969 --> 01:02:30,618
about Margaret and me seriously.

1364
01:02:30,718 --> 01:02:32,494
As a matter of fact, it was nothing more

1365
01:02:32,594 --> 01:02:34,191
than a little discussion about finances.

1366
01:02:34,291 --> 01:02:35,769
- Everything's going to be all right.

1367
01:02:35,869 --> 01:02:37,625
The money I get from Henrietta's estate,

1368
01:02:37,725 --> 01:02:40,636
it's going to take care of
all your business worries.

1369
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,549
- What did you do?

1370
01:03:19,648 --> 01:03:20,876
- He's in the library.

1371
01:03:20,976 --> 01:03:22,734
- Good, we shouldn't
have any more trouble.

1372
01:03:22,834 --> 01:03:23,837
Good night.

1373
01:03:23,937 --> 01:03:24,937
- Good night.

1374
01:03:25,036 --> 01:03:26,114
- I'm sorry for everything.

1375
01:03:26,214 --> 01:03:27,214
- You should be.

1376
01:03:30,402 --> 01:03:31,402



1377
01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:03,476
- Elaine.

1378
01:04:08,682 --> 01:04:09,682
Elaine.

1379
01:04:30,963 --> 01:04:32,623
- Coming.

1380
01:04:35,084 --> 01:04:36,118
Did you knock?

1381
01:04:36,218 --> 01:04:37,828
- Oh, so you found it, huh?

1382
01:04:37,928 --> 01:04:38,928
- Found what?

1383
01:04:39,027 --> 01:04:40,145
- Hey, have you seen Elaine?

1384
01:04:40,245 --> 01:04:41,245
- Elaine, who's Elaine?

1385
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,581
The girl with the pretty eyes
you're always looking at?

1386
01:04:43,681 --> 01:04:44,681
- Yeah.
- No.

1387
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:46,537
- Do you know where
these passages lead to?

1388
01:04:46,637 --> 01:04:47,637
Where, where?

1389
01:04:47,736 --> 01:04:49,453
- Well you got to guess, you got to
guess.

1390
01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:50,553
- To the attic.

1391
01:04:50,652 --> 01:04:51,730
- No, you're freezing cold.

1392
01:04:51,830 --> 01:04:52,830
- The cellar.

1393
01:04:52,928 --> 01:04:54,968
- You're getting a little
warmer, a little warmer.

1394
01:04:55,061 --> 01:04:56,061
- Where?

1395
01:05:12,371 --> 01:05:13,769
- No no no, not down by the stable,

1396
01:05:13,869 --> 01:05:15,187
but you're getting hot, very hot.

1397
01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:16,287
In fact, you're burning.

1398
01:05:16,386 --> 01:05:17,504
- This is no time for games.

1399
01:05:17,604 --> 01:05:18,804
Where do the passages lead to?

1400
01:05:20,879 --> 01:05:22,373
- Remember before when I told you

1401
01:05:22,473 --> 01:05:24,231
I'd give you a hint if
you're getting warm?

1402
01:05:24,331 --> 01:05:25,331
Well, you give up now?

1403
01:05:25,430 --> 01:05:26,430
- Yes, I give up!

1404
01:05:26,529 --> 01:05:27,847
- It leads down to the crematory.

1405
01:05:27,947 --> 01:05:29,704
Two turns to the right
and one to the left.

1406
01:05:29,804 --> 01:05:30,804
- Two right and one left.

1407
01:05:30,903 --> 01:05:32,261
- Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, come here.

1408
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,361
- Yeah, what?

1409
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:35,017
- I don't wanna start any false rumors,

1410
01:05:35,117 --> 01:05:37,394
but some very strange things
been happening around here,

1411
01:05:37,494 --> 01:05:38,494
very weird.

1412
01:05:38,591 --> 01:05:39,591
- No.

1413
01:05:39,678 --> 01:05:40,678
- Yes.

1414
01:05:51,785 --> 01:05:52,785
- Elaine!

1415
01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:01,627
Elaine!

1416
01:06:18,687 --> 01:06:19,687
Elaine!

1417
01:06:25,527 --> 01:06:26,527
Elaine!

1418
01:06:48,592 --> 01:06:49,592
- Oh!

1419
01:06:50,018 --> 01:06:51,428
You frightened me.

1420
01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:56,675
- This secret passageway,
it leads right to the house.

1421
01:06:56,775 --> 01:06:58,802
- So you were right about them after
all.

1422
01:06:58,902 --> 01:07:00,596
How clever of you.

1423
01:07:00,696 --> 01:07:01,696
- Yeah.

1424
01:07:03,857 --> 01:07:04,857
Hey.

1425
01:07:05,409 --> 01:07:08,562
What are you doing here, if
you don't mind my asking?

1426
01:07:08,662 --> 01:07:10,105
- I couldn't sleep.

1427
01:07:10,205 --> 01:07:12,866
I decided to come down and
commune with poor Henrietta.

1428
01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:15,285
It's so peaceful down here.

1429
01:07:17,746 --> 01:07:18,746
- Yeah?

1430
01:07:20,916 --> 01:07:22,868
Haven't seen Elaine, have you?

1431
01:07:22,968 --> 01:07:24,828
- Elaine is materialist.

1432
01:07:24,928 --> 01:07:28,290
You could hardly expect to
find her in a place like this.

1433
01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:31,468
- I'm sorry I disturbed you.

1434
01:07:35,856 --> 01:07:36,856
What was that?

1435
01:07:36,955 --> 01:07:37,955
- Just a cat.

1436
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,853
There's always a cat
some place around here.

1437
01:07:40,936 --> 01:07:41,936
- Yeah.

1438
01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:47,900
Stopped raining.

1439
01:07:48,694 --> 01:07:49,694
- I'm glad.

1440
01:08:01,373 --> 01:08:03,371
- If you didn't know about
those secret passages,

1441
01:08:03,471 --> 01:08:05,189
how'd you get in here without getting
wet?

1442
01:08:21,226 --> 01:08:22,226



1443
01:08:41,413 --> 01:08:42,413
- Pitcher and a vase.

1444
01:08:42,512 --> 01:08:43,915
- One pitcher and a vase.

1445
01:08:47,803 --> 01:08:49,360
- Oh, that's terrible, that's terrible.

1446
01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:50,460
- Gee boss, I'm sorry.

1447
01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:51,559
- You oughta be sorry.

1448
01:08:51,658 --> 01:08:53,016
That's no way to handle furniture.

1449
01:08:53,116 --> 01:08:54,116
Here.

1450
01:08:56,395 --> 01:08:57,633
That's the way to drop a chair.

1451
01:08:57,733 --> 01:08:59,810
You put that together, you
got a beautiful antique.

1452
01:08:59,910 --> 01:09:00,910
Take it away.

1453
01:09:02,017 --> 01:09:03,135
Oh, there you are.

1454
01:09:03,235 --> 01:09:05,271
I have to give you a check
here for the furniture.

1455
01:09:05,371 --> 01:09:06,371
- Hey Mr. Penny, listen.

1456
01:09:06,470 --> 01:09:08,626
The new owner is coming to
look the place over today.

1457
01:09:08,726 --> 01:09:10,044
Don't tell him about the murders.

1458
01:09:10,144 --> 01:09:11,144
- No, about what?

1459
01:09:11,243 --> 01:09:12,243
- About the murders!

1460
01:09:12,342 --> 01:09:13,342
- The murders?

1461
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:14,441
What murders?

1462
01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:16,815
- Never mind, just write the check, huh?

1463
01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,166
- Murders.

1464
01:09:19,265 --> 01:09:21,132
- Well you
should be very happy, Gil.

1465
01:09:21,232 --> 01:09:22,470
You finally closed the big one.

1466
01:09:22,570 --> 01:09:23,943
- I am.

1467
01:09:24,673 --> 01:09:25,673
- Forgive me, Gil.

1468
01:09:25,772 --> 01:09:26,772
- Sure.

1469
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,029
I'd forgive you for anything.

1470
01:09:28,129 --> 01:09:31,171
- I make this out, woohoo,
I get it, I get it.

1471
01:09:38,387 --> 01:09:40,422
There you are, Mr. Smith.

1472
01:09:40,522 --> 01:09:42,466
I think we've both made a good deal.

1473
01:09:42,566 --> 01:09:43,566
Oh!

1474
01:09:46,236 --> 01:09:48,347
How did he get in this picture?

1475
01:09:48,447 --> 01:09:49,847
Woohoo!


